person: "you speak French? "
me: "yeah "
person: "SAY SOMETHING IN FRENCH "
me: "oh mon dieu c'est la plus belle pizza que j'ai jamais vu le fromage est frais, c'est vraiment mieux que le dernier film de Gérard Depardieu"
run-lhomme:

Ezra is my favorite human being in the world and u cannot convince me otherwise
mustard graffiti is disgusting! Use a sharpie or spraypaint like everyone else. the city is NOT ur hot dog.
written by Ezra Koenig layin down the law (via anmabend)
a-thelittledevil:

Romanticisation of Mental Illness, Kelsey Weaver
onlylolgifs:

The floor is lava!!!
spiritguide:

WHOA THERE COOL IT THAT’S WAAAAY TOO MUCH FROSTING FOR ONE DUNKAROO YOU GOTTA RATION THAT SHIT
plantial:

I did this at a bus stop once. I missed my bus and the next one wasn’t supposed to come for another hour, so I had time to kill. A little girl walking with her mom said it looked like a throne for a flower princess.

backwoodsbarbie61:

*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?

(via oldschoolpumpkin)